Tofu is something with so little character that if you eat it by itself, it'd put you to sleep.
Did it once. Will never do it again. Tofurkey, that is. It had a flavor somewhat like chopped liver, the consistency of spam, and the visual appeal of a pile of...
And, speaking of shit, an update on the real poo story. It seems that $600.00 of pumping/repair to the septic system was caused by the failure of a 5 cent piece of plastic.
I seem to remember, a few blogs ago, I raved about the wonderfulness of zip ties.
I wish to retract that statement.
Or at least qualify it.
Zip ties should NEVER be used in conjunction with septic system pumps, or with any project where failure would cause the creation of a vacuum in a bank account.
In other words:
For the loss of a zip tie, the high water alarm was lost. For want of a high water alarm, the pump shut off was lost. For want of the pump shut off, the pump was lost. For want of the pump the system was lost.
Well Shit.
(Actually, in the country, you should probably never use those two words in conjunction)
Anyhoo, Hope everyone has a wonderful Givethanksing Day
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